Saturday, December 31, 2016

I'm dying to buy this

wweh

I'm dying to buy this http://www.welovefine.com/2017-homestuck-calendar-12957.html

but i don't really know if they do shipping all the way to canada

y'know

;-;


Thursday, December 29, 2016

well this s33ms interesting

what your favorite zelda game says about you


The Legend of Zelda: you are 40 years old
The Adventure of Link: you’re 40 years old, and gay 
Faces of Evil: you dont know when a joke is taken too far
Wand of Gamelon: you dont know when a joke is taken too far and also youre a lesbian
Link’s Awakening: you need love and a vacation
Ocarina of Time: you think all games made ever since fucking suck
Link to the Past: you help everyone you meet
Link Between Worlds: you especially help everyone you meet and also youre gay
Wind Waker: you love ancient epics and only wear pajamas
Twilight Princess: youre a furry 
Minish Cap: YOU’RE ADORABLE
Hyrule Warriors: no items fox only final destination
Four Swords/Four Swords Adventures/Triforce Heroes: your friends would do anything for you, including punch you in the face
Majora’s Mask: youre edgy and/or very sad
Skyward Sword: you’re really, Really gay
Phantom Hourglass: youre gay for linebeck probably
Spirit Tracks: you really like trains and being tossed around by strong girls
Oracle of Seasons: youre a pumpkin spice hipster
Oracle of Ages: youre a vintage hipster
Tingle’s Rosy Rupeeland: you are a strange, horrifying creature with no corporeal form
Breath of the Wild: you astral project every day
Link’s Crossbow Training: you play fpses online and tell people you **** their mom
reblogged from telnaga

welp I'm a wind waker but irl I don't wear pajamas all day, just really comfortable clothes 
fyi i censored it a bit and spirit tracks-*insert asdf movie trains kid here* 
#windwaker #pajamas 

Sunday, December 11, 2016

A lost young lady falls asleep on your doorstep...

She has no strength to even crawl to the door and knock on it. 

Hasn't eaten in days...

Her cerulean hair looks faded

Like old jeans. 

She's like the little match girl in the lesser known fairytales.

A steel arm hangs limp from her left shoulder. 

A strange and ominous thing. 

Her eyelids close over sapphire irises...

One with an ancient rune etched on a background of satin blue. 

A navy fedora slips off her tousled hair, sitting on the stone. 

She has never felt the caring touch of a mother. 

Only the cold steel of tools cutting into her flesh, inscribing, installing...

Just a lab rat. 

Right?